ARCATA, Calif. — Deranged Donald Trump is most definitely “corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous” — just like American icon Bruce Springsteen said recently.  

For that matter, just like most Americans have said all along, Trump the traitor is an evil scumbag and everyone knows it all around the world.

You see, Trumptards, it does not matter how many hours a day you spend watching fascist Fox “News” or listening to partisan right-wing racist Republican Party hate radio, no one wants to take advice from the GOP (Greedy Old Perverts) these days.

Time’s up, traitors! A political revolution is on the way, and there’s no way crazy, corrupt Republican politicians can stop it now.

There will be no unconstitutional third term as president for Vladimir Putin’s puppet.  

In fact, Trump the plump chump’s continuing crime spree is likely to land him in his third impeachment trial, instead, after Democrats demolish diabolical “Rapepublican” candidates in the 2026 midterm election, then off to federal prison old man Trump goes — if he’s still alive by then.

There is a big, beautiful “Blue Wave” on the way next year, and I can’t wait to watch conservatives whine and cry, just like those overprivileged, brainless man babies always do.  

Demented 78-year-old convicted fascist felon Donald Trump can cry and complain about and personally insult a true “stable genius” — like Bruce Springsteen — all Trump the traitor wants, it doesn’t matter. “The Boss” and I are correct, and all of you anti-democratic America-haters who voted for Don the con and his boss Putin are 100 percent wrong.

Not to mention the fact that serious people who aren’t playing have noticed all of devious Donald Trump’s ridiculous threats of violence are in fact empty due to his egregious, historic incompetence and personal idiocy.  Trump is just another geriatric, white supremacist, crybaby, conservative, coward who talks tough, then when it comes time to put-up-or-shut-up, Donnie “Two Dolls” weeps while he takes a dump in his Depends.

Adult diaper-wearing Donald doesn’t scare anyone – other than so-called conservatives — these days. The federal courts are effectively blocking Trump from seizing dictatorial control, and the military has made it perfectly clear through numerous generals’ statements that they do not support Trump’s treason, nor do they support Trump’s insane attack plans against China, Canada, Mexico, Panama and/or Denmark/Greenland.

Mark my words: that completely corrupt, Russian-owned, adjudicated rapist criminal Trump will be pushing up daisies as the result of a presidential fragging from the American military itself, the day after obese Orange Hitler issues orders to start World War III.  

American military leaders have children, too, and are unwilling to sacrifice them on the altar of the modern day golden calf Donald Trump, even if so many of you so-called “Christians” are. Jesus wept, indeed! (Specifically, Jesus is weeping these days because satanic Republicans have sullied his name so.)

Coming to a theater soon near you… Make sure not to miss “Golden Don” this summer, starring Jake Pickering (me) as Donald Trump, and Cecily Strong as Melania Trump, with a soundtrack consisting entirely of classic Bruce Springsteen songs, just to piss off Diaper Don.

“No Surrender,” says the Boss, who was “Born to Run,” “Out in the Street,” on “Thunder Road” in “Atlantic City,” while “Dancing in the Dark.”